Monday, April 27, 2015

I Sniff Romance

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In the past 24 hours Jake Gyllenhaal and Colin Farrell have both talked about being single and both have been romantically linked to Rachel McAdams. Clearly there are but two conclusions to come to. They are either fucking each other, or they are now locked in a game of mortal sexual combat to win a chance at me. Either way this is a good way to start a week.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cue evilest of evil laughter by puny Xavier Dolan
*muahahaaahhahahaaa*

das buut said...

I kept laughing everytime he used a different pronoun in the Ellen interview. I don't think he mentioned gender once.